"Our captor is this fucking train."

I've been logging some serious time of late reading court decisions about missing pigs, laundromat employees with guns and just how sick your kid has to be before you're forced by Johnny Law to bring him to the doctor, so it is a great relief to see that DCeiver has posted a mini-play about suicide bombers on the Washington Metro for my decompressing pleasure. You you should read to the very end, seriouslaaah.

Somebody hire this man to write more of this before he gets fired for it.