Best spam of the day:
Dear [R.J.],
As a member of the Maryland Democratic Party, I know you share our goal of making Maryland one of the best places to live in America.
Membership in the Maryland Democratic Party also has its rewards ... beyond the importance of standing with the Party that stands with you and for you. The Party has an innovative way for you to help elect Democrats througout the state.
If you carry several credit cards, why not switch to one that helps build your Maryland Democratic Party and helps you enjoy an incredibly low 2.9% introductory APR. A portion of your normal spending will be automatically contributed to the Maryland Democratic Party.
It does not cost you a penny. Just use the card for your everyday purchases.
Some questions:
1. If your profligate liberal tax-and-spend habits cause you to overspend your welfare check and you end up putting tens of thousands of dollars in healing crystals, bong accessories and other liberal products on your credit card, driving up your party contrubuton into the hundreds of dollars, will your donation automatically be reported to the campaign finance authorities?
2. If you crossed party lines and charged a donation to Cap'n Goodhair, would some money kick back to the Dems?
2a. If your donation was made in hopes of getting a patronage job in a state agency, would you be hired for the Ehrlich donation and then fired for the automatic contribution to the Dems?
3. How long do you have to live outside of Maryland before the state Democratic Party stops spamming you?
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