Drugstore "Antics"

In my email today:

So was just tearing up a bunch of receipts, and discovered from one of them that the name of the guy who sold me slimfast yesterday is Carlos D. Perhaps he's working at Walgreens on the side for the discounts on Valtrex? It's just like when Michelle Mae sold me a pair of vintage tennis shorts!

For those of you who don't know, Michelle Mae was a member of the Make-Up and Nations of Ulysses.