They should have cast Ewan McGregor to play me

There is a Bluestate movie.

This guy plays the clerk at Crooked Beat who sold me that Rapture 12".

I think the story of four ragtag bloggers with nothing but a semi-functional mixer and dream lost something in the transition to the silver screen. Here is the film's blurb:

Imagine for a moment that it is 2010. Blue States are seceding from the United States and those who have pushed, demanded and begged for a God-less society finally have what they asked for. No moral absolutes, government schools nothing more than indoctrination camps, tolerance mandated by law. Would you be willing to take your family there on a mission for the truth? Witness one family's sacrifice to do just that in Bluestate - Tolerance for All, an independent movie produced by Openlight Studios.

Tolerance for all? Heaven forfend! Upon additional investigation, I have discovered that this Bluestate has little, if anything to do with the Bluestate I know and love. Instead of an exciting story about the power of strong mixed drinks, LCD Soundsystem and Spandau Ballet to bring people together, the best I can glean from the trailer is that the movie is about what would happen if everything fundamentalist Christians believed about liberals and secularists were true. It's as if the script came about after a thousand-person game of telephone.

Still, I expect a check in the mail for this.