2005: If only I went to law school before YouTube, I could get some work done.
2003: If only I got my job before blogs, I could get some work done.
1999: If only I went to college before Napster, I could get some work done.
1995: If only I went to high school before Netscape, I could get some work done.
1993: If only I went to middle school before Gopher, I could get some work done.
1988: If only I went to elementary school before Oregon Trail, I could get some work done.
You seem to have managed well.
Out of personal lamentations of striking similarity, I can only assume that, had such distractions not been possible, and had I not cultivated such a mad love affair with self-pharmacy, I would have already won a MacArthur Prize and had a Nobel to my credit by age 25. Since that also would have meant that I had no friends and would have started becoming a lunatic around the same age, I'll take the trade.