Lament of the digitally-enabled procrastinator

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2005: If only I went to law school before YouTube, I could get some work done.

2003: If only I got my job before blogs, I could get some work done.

1999: If only I went to college before Napster, I could get some work done.

1995: If only I went to high school before Netscape, I could get some work done.

1993: If only I went to middle school before Gopher, I could get some work done.

1988: If only I went to elementary school before Oregon Trail, I could get some work done.

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You seem to have managed well.

Out of personal lamentations of striking similarity, I can only assume that, had such distractions not been possible, and had I not cultivated such a mad love affair with self-pharmacy, I would have already won a MacArthur Prize and had a Nobel to my credit by age 25. Since that also would have meant that I had no friends and would have started becoming a lunatic around the same age, I'll take the trade.

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