Actually, more like "Cold, damn."

Northbrook, Ill., 8:45 a.m. This has to be the coldest reading ever recorded by my car. Tell me again why people live here... I'm told it has to do with the fact that they put the tomato sauce on top of the cheese. I'm not buying it.
Tell me again why we're voluntarily coming up to visit you?
That's downright balmy compared to what we got in Minnesota on Friday night. I think it got down into the negative teens (maybe even -20) and the windchill was in the -40sish
But here in Chicago, there's nobody around to take a nothing day and make it all certainly seem worthwhile.
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