Where would I be without funny blogs?

I'd probably be here, but I'd be working on the Massive Writing Paper From Hell instead of reading funny blogs.

Fafblog's Giblets on soldier morale:

A Zogby poll released this week shows that 72% of U.S. troops in Iraq want America to pull out of the war within a year or less, bringing Giblets to only one conclusion: America's troops are undermining America's troops! The only solution is for the army to detain itself for providing aid and comfort to the enemy.

I'd imagine that waterboarding yourself is quite a feat, assuming it's possible at all.