Chicago drivers need all the luck they can get. So it's understandable that when Jose A. Cruz, 25, set out to drive from Elmhurst to his home in Sweetwater, Fla., he tried to bring along some good luck. Only instead of rubbing a rabbit's foot, he beheaded a live chicken and tossed its still-flapping body out of his car window.
If that catches on at the law school... well, the streets would run red with blood.
Sweetwater! Home of the FIU Panthers! Big effing surprise.