I don't respond well to threats

In my Inbox, just now, quoted in its entirety:

Hi Buy viagra or die! Have a nice day.

If I did what I was told every time someone told me I'd die otherwise, I would:

- not enjoy bacon so damn much
- have converted to Christianity
- have never visited certain sections of Brooklyn
- have converted to Islam
- have stopped drinking coffee
- have not rooted for the Yankees in a sports bar outside the New York area