Big ups to Jeff for using a tennis ball as a proxy for free speech by beaning Washington gadfly Adam Eidinger. For those of you unfamiliar with Mr. Eidinger, hes an "overgrown emo loser," a former DC Shadow Representative candidate on the Statehood Green Party ticket and a tackler of elderly men. Jeff says it was an accident, but I have my doubts.
Whatever the motivation or lack thereof for the "attack," forensic sporting accident specialists believe that the expression on Eidinger's face looked something like this:
When did that happen? Yay Jeff!
he texted me yesterday afternoon.