Easy targets

This morning on ABC's World Cup coverage, the battle of American scapegoats, brought to you by Exxon Mobil and National Review.*, **, ***

* Yeah, not very sopihsticated comedy, but I'm really tired.
** Alternate additional text: "In a strange parallel, Iranian TV showed a scapegoat match between the Jews and ... some other Jews."
*** As I'm writing this, the annoucers on TV are talking about the immigration debate an Iran's nuclear program. Now not only am I lazy, now I'm unoriginal.