We know you're trying to be cool since you're at a big indie-fest, but don't push it. In a bizarre parallel to Cella's Michigan Avenue fashion victims, here are some guys who just tried too darn hard over the weekend.
The Railroad Conductor
Is this in honor of the debut of the CTA Pink Line, or are you just an idiot?
A Particularly Prudish Nevernude
David Cross is a god among men. This guy, however, is not.
The 1977
This guy wasn't born back when his haircut was "relevant." Side note: don't have hair that can be best described as "relevant."
The American Apparel
Some people actually take Vice fashion advice seriously. Pity them.
The Tatt
The trend to cover yourself with ink is at its peak or perhaps a little past and in the coming years, there will be a booming business in removing charachters from graphic novels, arrays of star outlines and other hipster-art detritus. However, some body art was made to last, like this guy's badass West Virgina tattoo. Why is it great? Because he's proud of a place very few outsiders have a positive view of.
You know exactly what West Virginians think about those perceptions, since the state is shaped like fist giving the middle finger. Take that, regular Virginia!
I'm glad you knew that was West Virgina...or am I?
Also, I think you are underestimating the power of the jorts.
http://www.texastravesty.com/content.php?issueNumber=2004_04&story=jorts
"The only thing I could think of to make jorts better would be to add a built in belt!"
Still, nothing beats the time I saw a girl wearing a hipster apron at the Black Cat.