Gross-out story of the week

The scene: I'm getting out of a cab with two female law school friends after a long-ish trip across town. We each chip in, but before one of the girls can give the driver the money, he says, "hold on a sec" and bolts out of the cab, opens the trunk about six inches and stands there. In my obliviousness, I thought he was under the impression that we had luggage in the cab. When she goes around to give him the money, she shreiks. The cabbie says, "I told you to wait!"

Now, she runs around to the other side of the cab, thrusting the crumpled bills in my face, telling me "pay the man! just pay him!"

I stick my hand out, and he sticks his hand out - it's dripping wet. Then, it makes sense. The man is urinating in a jug in the trunk of his cab, lacks the aim most boys learn by age 4 and in the process exposed himself to my cab companion. I toss the bills on the hood of the trunk and try to catch up with the women as they run across the street.