My weekend, in a series of ever-shortening lists

- I ate a walleye sandwich, discovered Culver's butterburgers, devouered Cracker Barrel's chicken fried chicken and am still full from Friday night's steak.

- At the flea market, I saw a $15 rusty axe, a $150 working rifle (no background check, presumably) and a $6 jar of pickles. Which item do you think I bought?

- I went waterskiing and tubing. I'm still sore.

- Minnesota is one cool state, dontcha know.