As it is nearly 20 proof and comes in a fairly large bottle, you should not start a night out on the town with one of these:

If you do start your night off with a Three Philosophers, do not follow up by downing a few of these even if they are free, as they are also fairly high proof:

Failure to heed this word of warning may result in Homeric trips to Brooklyn to play Gallaga, skinned knees on Alphabet City curbs and losing your room key. Consider yourself warned.
But free beer is so much better when surrounded by young advertising & marketing people.
Optimator is awesome but if you pull one off the shelf you've gotta accept that it's the only thing you're drinking that night.
Glad you didn't die.
-WDC
Whatever, Spaten is my new favorite and suitable for all occasions (especially Oktoberfest).
Do not mention Oktoberfest in my presence, especially in conjunction with Spaten Braeu, the agents of Optimator and one deadly Oktoberfest special brew.
Let's put it this way: it involved the Bayerisches Rotes Kreutz, more readily known to most of you as the Bavarian Red Cross, and a couple hours of having my blood sugar monitored while receiving an IV.
And that was just off three liters.
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