Overheard

On the M31 Bus:

Young Child: "Daddy, are the colors of Chanukah blue and white or blue and gold?"
Father: "I think it's blue and white, but you know how much Jews like gold, so the other way is probably right as well."

On line at Brooks Brothers:

Orthodox Woman 1: "You know, they have boy's shirts that look great on the chubby ones, so you should go and check them out."
Orthodox Woman 2: [icy glare]