Meanwhile, back in Baltimore

Nobody is getting any smarter:

Northern Robbery // Three men pretending to be police officers stopped a 49-year-old man riding a moped in the 2800 block of Fox St. about 5 p.m. Wednesday and told him they had to test drive the bike before he could continue riding it. The moped was driven away and never returned.

That's the worst impersonation I've heard of since the time my torts professor did his Mrs. Palsgraf impression.