Good citizen that I am, I took time out of my busy schedule today to donate blood at the Black Law Students Association blood drive (Irrelevant student group? Ask someone who needs some blood.).
But, like someone who availed himself of the services of a Botswanan hemophaliac prostitute, I am ineligible.
Why? Because I went to a very touristy part of Mexico for spring break last year that has a slight malaria problem in areas no gringo would dare show his face.
I think I owe it to myself to have a gin and tonic tonight.
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