Keeping the world safe from you

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I could save a lot of money by taking a sublet in Crown Heights. Not only would I have more of that summer cash to spend during my 3L year, but I'd also prove my braveness by living on the very same street where an actual pogrom started. Unlike the rioters' targets, I'm not Lubovich, but when it's dark out and I'm wearing a dark suit, sometimes it's hard to tell. For my protection, the landlord has put up wrought-iron window guards to keep a person from breaking in or throwing a brick through the window.

Except that this dolt has installed the protective gear on the inside. Perhaps a previous tenant had a habit of throwing things out into the street.

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are you really going to move there? why dont you just stay in the city or move to williamsburg or ft greene?

Of course I'm not gonna live there!

okay, i thought that you were joking but im taking so many pain killers for my shoulder that im not too sure about anything these days.

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