Oh. My. God. I have (number) finals and (number) papers, Thanksgiving is over and I pissed away the whole weekend (gerund) in (place). My (law school subject) professor is a huge hardass and gives the hardest tests. Plus (gendered pronoun) doesn't even post old exams online!
I thought this semester would be easy!
That in itself would have been bad enough, but I also have work for (journal). I'll be spending the next week (eyeballing/writing my comment/source & citing/crying in a corner), so my classes will have to wait. Plus, I have clinic, which is (euphemism for a violent act perpetrated on a first person pronoun).
All of a sudden it got so cold in (town where your law school is located) and the sun sets before classes end and I can go outside. I think I'm coming down with (disease/disorder), but I'm too busy to see my (doctor/shrink/shaman). Certainly getting (small number) hours of sleep each night and surviving on (unhealthy convenience food) doesn't help.
Don't even get me started on (significant other or the fact that I'm single). Now that I'm so busy, I can't get a break. Do you know how long it's been since I got (sexual act)?
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Wow. Totally just described me.