Explain yourself!

November 30, 2007 10:42 AM | | Comments (367) | TrackBacks (0)

This morning, for no particular reason, I was thinking of my sophomore year roommate. He was a nice guy, a little too into Phish, but generally reliable and considerate. As is standard protocol in the new century, I looked him up on Facebook. He was nowhere to be found. Such a result wouldn't have raised my eyebrows two or three years ago, but social networking is no longer the wave of the future, it's the default way for people my age to find old friends.

Why wouldn't my old roommate be on Facebook, Myspace or Friendster? I had some ideas:

- He became Amish
- He got married and dumped all of his friends
- He's following a jam band around the country in a beat-up van (but that's not a bulletproof excuse)
- He's in the Witness Protection Program
- He is on Facebook, but he changed his name to "Moonflower Starchild"
- He's on a secret CIA mission
- He's been in jail since 2004
- He's at an Al Qaeda training camp in Pakistan with unreliable DSL


Please old friends, make my life easier and reveal yourselves. You never know when having a lawyer friend might come in handy.

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He could be on Facebook but have privacy settings that prevent people from looking him up. I have that on my Facebook account because I don't want my department head adding me as a friend.

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