Don't hate the mayor, hate the game. On second thought, just hate the mayor

Oh happy day!

Rudy Giuliani, in a state filled with the sort of white-ethnic Archie Bunker types that formed the backbone of his support in New York City, got 3 percent of the vote in the Michigan primary yesterday, finishing behind racist blimp captain Ron Paul and edging out "uncommitted" by 6,700 votes.

By now, everyone I spend any amount of time with knows about my deep disdain for Rudy. It's got to the point that friends roll their eyes when he appears on TV in anticipation of the diatribe they're about to hear. Here's a sampler of anti-Rudy content on this blog:

- His animosity toward political enemies as mayor would lead to a disasterous presidency.

- He's an attention-hog who is all-bluster and no substance.

- "He's a jerk and a hothead"

- Remember "taxi terrorists"?

- "Broken windows" was a sham.