Finally, a pickup line for people like me

Becks at Unfogged overheard this gem:

Boy: I'm in my second year of law school. I'll probably take a firm job for a few years to pay off my loans but then it's my dream to open the first law firm representing needy helpless animals.

The girl ate that shit up.

I'll admit that I've told people that "I'll probably take a firm job for a few years" line, but the ridiculous and selfless second (in my case, third) career is a nice finishing touch. Perhaps I'll start up a law firm representing cuddly babies in Darfur.