I'm not going to graduate!

That title is a bit of an overstatement, but it's less than a month until graduation and I still haven't fulfilled my two-draft writing requirement, at least in the eyes of the school. I didn't get a professor to sign a piece of paper last semester and since he's an adjunct, he doesn't come to school very often. No problem, right? He told me to leave the form with his faculty assistant, but when I looked for the assistant, I was told that he hadn't worked at the law school in several months. So now I'm back on the email runaround with the professor (who responds to my emails on a bi-weekly basis) trying to get this stupid form in his hands so I can graduate. Assuming I don't have any overdue fees at the library.